Honest mistake

when you mistake a dancer for a waitress, at a strip club.

John said, “honest mistake” after he handed the strip club dancer a $5 bill and told her to get him 2 bud lights. She threw the $5 back at him and said I am a dancer not a waitress.

by RNKMXN November 5, 2022

dicks out honest

super honest. no lies involved. you cant be dishonest if your dick is out. its just not something that can happen.

if im being dicks out honest over here, i hate your new boyfriend.

by dynamix18 November 4, 2019

Honest

Getting forced to do a smile contest to someone.

u: Heyyyyy my big boi, do you want stop lying?
ur friend: sure thing motherfucker
(u and ur friend being honest by smile each other for a very fucking long time!)

by w10f 🐺 April 20, 2023

honest Abe on the rocks

When you get the hot bartender to shit in a shot glass and add some ice

“Get my boy a Hennessy honest Abe on the rocks”

by Oogabooganooedjd February 10, 2024

Honest Kaiyd

Slang term for the word kid.
Prounounced "Kade"
Originated from the drink Honest Kids

Guy 1- Look at that kid over there
Guy 2- Oh he's an honest Kaiyd

by Seerboi December 4, 2010

that honest

Term used for Liquor

Tom: You wanna hit the blunt?

Jerry: I’m on that honest right now and the bottle not even halfway so maybe later.

by ThePlugsPlug November 16, 2017

I thought we were being honest

Last thing said in a relationship.

Her: Get your shit and get the fuck out of here
You: I thought we were being honest...

by TheFleeceMan August 20, 2019