saggy titties

Ahhh... sagging tits. So you find yourself here searching for a definition of saggy tits, eh chap? Well, it should be obvious, but let's consider...there are many types of saggy tits. A Very scientific measurement of saggy tits is the pencil test. If a chick can hold a pencil under her tit using no hands, the writing utensil held only by the weight and flap of her udder, she fails the pencil test, thus having saggy tits. Bear in mind, there are many levels of saggy, and just because a chick can hold a pencil with her tit, doesn't make her unbangable. Actually, a soft, supple pair of tits, from a handful to beyond is far more desirable than hard nubby barely theres. Way better for titty fucking, and they bounce and jiggle quite nicely.
"Bro... shes hot n all, but... saggy titties much??"

"Dude, best titty fuck ever, and do they bounceee!!!!"
by amorphusdorkus July 02, 2014
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Skype titty

When you expose/display your tits on Skype, usually after begging, and/or because you wanted to.

Skype titties are not an easy thing to come by, and not just anyone should get them. Before giving Skype titties, you should be sassy and tease the potential receiver of Skype titties. You should also not give in easily to their begging.
Girl: "My boyfriend wanted Skype titty last night but I was not into it at all."
by purple_lovin January 11, 2012
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skillet titties

Breasts that have huge,black areolas the size of throw rugs and resemble well seasoned cast iron skillets.Commonly found on Afro-Americans,Hindis,Pakis,central and south american women.
You just know Oprah has them big ole skillet titties.
by wolfbait51 April 12, 2011
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Top Titty

The act of putting a hockey puck top shelf, glove side, of a goalie.
Oh, shit dude! Steve put that Top Titty on Dan!
by Nick_Nack March 07, 2008
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titties is out

Don't say my cars topless, say the titties is out.
by Anonymous July 15, 2003
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Banana titties

A females titties that point outward or to the side in the shape of a banana.
Guy 1: Hey did you check out jodi harrisons banana titties last night?

Guy 2: ya they slope and are pointy.
by F$ckaround&f$nd@ut September 27, 2019
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titty skipping

When one skips thru a movie only stopping to watch the parts when titties are present on the screen. no masturbation is to occur just for quick enjoyment. The movie should be completed in maximum of 5 minutes to view all titties and skip the bullshit.
What are you guys doing tonight?

Not much, we are just titty skipping the American Pie movies now. Ill text you in a bit bitch.

Girl: Hey do you want to hang out tonight
Guy: Dont bother me when I'm titty skipping woman.
by Donnie Borschel November 25, 2010
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