Indian standard time

The name for Indian people always being late to parties but early for lame things ie school

Person 1-Why was Viren so late?!
Viren- Indian standard time bro

by Waffleman212 July 18, 2015

Instagram Prime Time

from 5 to 8 PM

the time of day during which Instagram will be the most active; for example the Instagram feed will be quickly updated and Instagram pictures will receive more instantaneous likes.

person 1: I'm thinking of posting this picture on Instagram.
person 2: Don't post it now, it's not Instagram Prime Time yet.

by notGodbutclose March 31, 2015

Internet Prime Time

The time of day when everyone decides to go on the internet at the same time as you, making everything run really slow, especially downloads.

"This album is taking forever to download! It must be internet prime time"

by Dudey McCool May 27, 2009

Indie Rock Standard Time (IRST)

The official time given for when a band will perform, even though everyone knows they will actually go on at least 45 minutes late.

Person One: What the hell? Weren't Black Lips supposed to go on at 10:00? That was nearly an hour ago!!??!

Person Two: Psh, dude, chillout. They were supposed to go on at 10:00 Indie Rock Standard Time (IRST). Look, they're about to go on now. Right on time.

by Gold Soundz November 14, 2011

inconvenient nut time

When you're watching porn and it at an inconvenient time such as when they're a switching positions or a dudes ass.

Damn that lady was so hot, too bad I had an inconvenient nut time

by Jman699 January 19, 2017

Super-fun-happy-internet-time

Pornography - a nice euphemism

I've scheduled 2 hours of super-fun-happy-internet-time into my revision timetable sir

by Dr Bastard April 12, 2010

Internet time lapse

The lapse of time that passes when on the internet, such as when using social networking sites, Facebook, YouTube or watching porn. The Internet time lapse coincides with the Suction Seat, when the user finds that what he/she thinks are minutes passing end up being hours passing.

Timothé was watching some intense German janitor fetish porn while his parents were out for the day, but he entered the Internet time lapse; his parents came home and found him sitting in a trance in front of his computer, staring at a German woman thrusting her mop up Adolf Hitler's ass.

Aude - Dude, where are you? You were supposed to meet me at zPizza like 3 hours ago!!
Jacques - Oh shit, sorry Aude...I was on Facebook and entered the Internet time lapse.
Aude - Faggot.

by AMorgz August 23, 2010