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vacuum breakfast

A type of breakfast which includes every edible item in plain sight. Often consumed in company of friends, or after a long or exciting night. Can be damaging to the consumer's heath.

Name derived from the consumer's vacuum-like mouth, sucking in anything regardless of caloric content.
I woke up this morning, and was so hungry I had a vacuum breakfast.
by Graphhhhh March 29, 2010
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Panty-Vacuumer

Any man who is able to attain ass without even trying almost seemily by just walking into a room.
That man is so fine! When he walks in this bar it is like the panties fly right off the women. Almost like he vacuums them up. He is a panty-vacuumer!
by CIRCE0801 May 18, 2010
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virtual vacuum

The emptiness felt when real experience is replaced by virtual experience.
Another day of phone and computer, without human touch or eye contact, and she felt an aching virtual vacuum.
by Monkey's Dad April 13, 2020
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Cum Vacuum

Where you cum into your belly button and have someone suck it out.
by Chaese Baker June 10, 2016
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Toyam Vacuum

Masturbating by sticking your genitals into a vacuum cleaner and using its suction to stimulate your sex organ to ejaculation.
When Ben bought a brand new, top of the line, super-suction, $4,000 Dyson, I wondered what was wrong with our old one.... Yup, he had been using it as a Toyam Vacuum. The whole thing was clogged with dried toyam juice. Not a move!
by BV69BV September 5, 2017
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feeding the vacuum

Slang for fucking the vacuum. With a penis of course. Fucking the tube is usually how its done.
Mom: Son! What are you doing to the vacuum!?!?

Son: Feeding the vacuum.
by TrolleyMC June 17, 2017
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Vacuum Bitch

A Female who is going to suck you no matter what
We had a fight, but I still have her name as vacuum bitch because Ik she’s gonna still suck me up
by Jaiylor June 2, 2020
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