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Twitter

The cave Donald Trump likes to hide in and growl at outsiders.
Donald Trump: “GRRRRRR
Chad: “Woah is that Donald Trump on twitter?”
by apple earphones January 7, 2021
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Twitter

The perineum i.e. the part of the body between the twat and the shitter.
My twitter keeps me busy for hours.
by Pixman November 29, 2017
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Twitter

A site where dumbasses post about their boring ass life talking about shit no one cares about. There is also social justice warriors/13 year old white girls who love applebees, these dumbasses will hate on their own race taking on white guilt that is stupid because they themselves are not involved in those actions, dont forget they are mostly dream stans who dox your ass if an 8 year old says the n-word or gets their pronouns wrong acting like they are the perfect person. They will draw inappropriate fan art of underage people like Dreams friends, twist and take words out of context to cancel people and no one does research on that tweet even if they have changed as a person. They will also say that black people cant be racist which is bullshit everyone can and the verified checkmark is like an ultra dumbass video game buff that makes you say the most retarded shit ever.
Person 1: did you hear what Demi Lovato said on Twitter?
Person 2: the thing about the word alien being offensive? Yeah she's fucking stupid
by Heroin addict October 21, 2021
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Twitter

a circus as a social media platform with loads of clowns that get angry at everything physically possible, even more strongly at opposing opinions
guy 1: uses twitter and states his dislike of pineapple pizza
twitter user: kys bitch
by epic cool dude March 19, 2023
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Twitter

by Mikester84 January 26, 2021
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Twitter

a place for gay people, stans (or both) to be offended at literally anything in existance
by bitzel April 4, 2021
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twitter

the spot between the twat and the shitter
When my penis fell out I rammed her in the twitter and bent it in half.
by flesheater666 November 6, 2010
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