travel lodge

1) A cheap hotel franchise based within the UK.

2) Cockney rhyming slang for "dodge" or "dodgy".

1) Let's stay at the travel lodge, for it is cheap.

2) Ben: That old man taking pictures of the children at the park.
CockneyKid: Bit travel lodge, eh?

by PartTimePartyBoy October 16, 2008

travel log

the erection men seem to get when they are travelling in a veichle of some sort, especially happening on trains and buses where the vibrations, and monotomy causing tiredness thus arousal seem to be triggers

mate ive got to think of something horrible i cant get of this bus like this i have a travel log !

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

Negro Travel

A form of transportation used by black characters in the game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas", namely Carl Johnson. There are a multitude of forms of Negro Travel, including, but not limited to: crouching in the back of a moving truck, rolling sideways while holding a shotgun for extended lengths, or "heat-seeker gliding", which one has to experience to believe.

Matt: Ben, how will you get to the Pizza Stack? Your car is all busted up!

Ben: Negro Travel, of course.
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Conway Twitty: DAAAAAAAAAYUM, CJ!

by [KB] Blacker June 1, 2010

sex and travel

a more complicated way of saying "fuck off" to a person.

Dude1: Hey, you like sex and travel?
Dude2: Yeah, sure!
Dude1: Then FUCK OFF!

by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004

Travel chub

A spontaneous erection while traveling log distance typically while your seated

Hey baby we've been In the car for over 4 hours and I've got a travel chub

Think you could do something with it

by AUWFT September 5, 2016

travel porn

Fantasy freedom in lockdown, looking at mapquest in a state of near-erotic passion.

Distance and driving time, alternate routes, gas consumption, it was travel porn, as forbidden as his previous kinks had been, not long ago.

by Monkey's Dad March 22, 2020

travelers dust

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Can I offer you two fine gentlemen at this Greyhound Station some travelers dust?

by Epherum April 26, 2016