stretch limo

stretched out car that is very circa 1980s, usually driven in by people to go to special occasions such as weddings, funerals, and proms

Hart's Dad: I was like, "Hart, Stretch limos are so 1980s." God forbid one drives down my street and my neighbors see it.

by websterremixed March 14, 2005

Stretch Stat

A professional sports statistic that is contrived and presented in a manner so it sounds more significant than it really is.

"Christian Pulisic has failed to score in 2021"

- " C'mon...that's a stretch Stat -it's only Jan 30th!"

"Hey - did you know Dallas is undefeated this season when Zeke Elliott rushes for 100+ yards? "

- " ummmmm seems like a stretch stat seeing as he has only done that twice the entire 16 game season"

by LeoMarbson January 30, 2021

hollywood stretch

a situation where something or someone in not quite in your reach,, so in a last ditch effort you must extend dramatically to the object or person who is out of your reach.

that girl Nicole was looking so good from across the room while smoking her cigarette and when she asked me if I wanted a puff I couldn't move. I was paralyzed. I had to stand up and use the hollywood stretch so I could reach for her butt.

by runthesun July 5, 2017

Stretched Denim

When a girl is wearing a pair of pants that are obviously a size too big. Spotting them is quite easy. if their butt cheeks do not fill the capacity of the jean, that is some stretched denim

"I'm Angry!"

"Why?"

"That girl could have a nice looking behind but she's wearing some Stretched Denim."

by trixisforkids3 January 15, 2018

asshole stretch

Large object going in bum hole

Put your big penis in my bum hole and make my asshole stretch

Big asshole stretch

by Hokojpoli young 反而歐我 August 23, 2016

Courtesy stretch

Tugging on your man meat to engorge for photo op, ideal for growers not showers

I hope you gave it the courtesy stretch before you sent that snap of your man meat

by STEPHH JONESS November 15, 2017

stretching the truth

Refers to the enormous sideways "expanding" of the "honesty line" (i.e., the "straight 'n' narrow" ink-trace that is drawn when the subject is not lying) that occurs whenever Hap Shaughnessy takes a polygraph test while reciting one of his grandiose tales of phenomenal past accomplishments/escapades.

When his fellow villagers disgustedly waved off his amazing tales of howling adventures and intrigue during his trip as an ambassador, Will Rogers indignantly snorted that he hoped that a building would fall in on him if he'd "padded the facts" at all about his recent political adventures, and a huge brick chimney immediately did collapse and shower him with bricks and powdery mortar-dust (he wasn't hurt -- no worries). Kind of a crude and "extreme" polygraph-device, but it did indeed show that Will had evidently been stretching the truth somewhat.

by QuacksO April 16, 2019