The act of spilling a beverage on someone in order to get close to someone you would like to know better and cleaning it off with your face.
You are in the break room and see that person you'd like to know. You grab a drink and accidentally spill it on this person. You start rubbing your face on the wet spots to help pick up the moisture. HR writes you up for having a "Crotch Seizure".
by The Sugar Queen February 6, 2009
Get the Crotch Seizuremug. Very low quality streamed video captures, typically of a person or multiple people masturbating on an old school video sharing website. The choppiness and blurry vapor trails create a nauseating strobe-like effect. Very common when live personal video streaming was new, but the technology hadn't caught up yet.
by terrorint March 30, 2025
Get the Seizure Pornmug. by vdiohfbt4kwjro March 15, 2021
Get the my pony had a seizuremug. by SiKeNiGgAyOuThOuGhT December 9, 2019
Get the Seizuremug. The physical condition which manifests through convulsing violently and uncontollably at a concert of ones favorite band. Often more common among men in the front rows and often combined with pointing and raising ones pinky and pointer finger.
by Dr feelgood January 27, 2018
Get the Rock seizuremug. ah-shee-LEP-tick SEE-zh-ur (noun)
an occurance that occurs when ashy reads JESAUS and somersaults off their chair and dies.
an occurance that occurs when ashy reads JESAUS and somersaults off their chair and dies.
harper: *types jesaus*
ash: *has ashyleptic seizure*
later, at the funeral:
ria: "wtf happened?"
harper, in tears of laughter: "they had an ashyleptic seizure"
ash: *has ashyleptic seizure*
later, at the funeral:
ria: "wtf happened?"
harper, in tears of laughter: "they had an ashyleptic seizure"
by trashy._ash December 15, 2020
Get the ashyleptic seizuremug. "grandpa, that dance you did was awesome" shut up and that was not a dance that was a fucking seizure, AND WHY THE FUCK AM I IN BED NEXT TO A WHITE SHIRT DUDE AGAIN
by k kab January 15, 2021
Get the seizuremug.