qwauf'n poof

an absolutly rediculous amount of hair that is huge and bushed.

"I woke up in the morning and J. Round nuzzer told me i had a nice qwuaf'n poof."

by Sampson420ex October 4, 2004

de-poof

The Act of applying one of several methodologies to combat the diabolical phenomenon of Frizzy or Poofy hair. Most commonly found among women with naturally thick, curly or wavy hair. Sometimes linked with other dreaded hair conditions such as Hat Hair, Bed Hair, and Salon Hair.

I'll be done in a few minutes, just let me de-poof my hair first!

by CHiZNoCA May 15, 2008

Dukey Poof

Another term for "fart". Usually early signs of an impending poop.

"Dude, what the hell is that smell?"

"Oh man I'm sorry. Ever since grandma's chili last night I've had the Dukey Poofs!"

by sniffy jimpkins June 24, 2009

coochie poof

a gargation bush that is going everywhere

Did you see that coochie poof on David's mom?

by Gr4nt November 27, 2007

twat poof

a vagina fart. usually after sex.

"What was that noise?"
"Oh, sorry, just a twat poof."

by feefee April 4, 2005

phantom-poof

Cusping your hand over your butt while you fart, then opening said hand into a person's face, preferably in the direction of their nose.

After letting out some gas, Jim phantom-poofed into Jon's face.

by Dan Haber December 3, 2005

un poof

in all seriousness.
this is the french slang for a homosexual
i kid you not.
that is all.

Pierre, tu sais que phillipe est un poof non?!

((pierre, you know that phillipe is a homosexual dont you))

by Reg Inald November 8, 2007