Martin

The good guy
The only good guy
He'll sell you fruitellas for 50p
He will make a bangin diss track on you
He will have a 9 part fight with you
The only good guy

Martins a good guy

by Minr October 6, 2019

Martinizing

Adding superfluous layers of complexity to a simple problem rendering it impossible to efficiently resolve the issue.

We had a flat tire and could have been on the road five minutes ago but Carlos just keeps martinizing the problem.

by Carlos125 November 8, 2017

Martin

A short cocky ass with brown hair who acts like his penis is 3x larger than it actually is, thinks ball is life and sends nudes to anyone literally ANYONE. And is usually the leader of his group of fuckboys, Is homophobic AF thinks he can do what he wants because he has his crew to back him up.

xoxo

Did you see martins nudes?

yes omfg, tiny chode af

by thetruthlol January 22, 2015

Martin

Another word for an uncircumcised European.

“did you see that martin the other day in the locker room..”

by Yo mama452543523536 March 9, 2009

martin

martin has a small dick and has dicks up his ass every night

im gay and i love martin

by lukeovalle4 January 20, 2017

A Martin

A martin is a similar version of a boomer except he is about 10 times stupider than a boomer.
A martin is a man who thinks he knows everything and always talks big.

this guy is such a martin

by ToXicaman123 December 31, 2019

Martin

A very gay, Bulgarian person.

This Martin is in my class. He tried seducing me today.

by The Slavic Bester April 14, 2020