Angus handshake

For a man to perform an Angus handshake, he must begin by being on the bottom, in the 69 position with a woman. Just before ejaculation, the man tucks the woman's hair under his ass, preventing the woman from being able to remove her mouth from the man's penis. At the moment of ejaculation, the man squeezes out a good fart, and thrusts two fingers into the woman's ass. The glorious resulting gasp from having two fingers unexpectedly jammed in her ass causes a unique gagging on both semen and the vicious fart that accompanies it. The effect is compounded by the fact that she cannot remove her face from the area.

I wanted her to experience everything about me, so I gave her an Angus handshake

by Sven Weaks June 22, 2020

Alien Handshake

1. To perform anal sex on someone or something.

Origin:

Stories of aliens and their fondness for abducting victims to perform anal probes.

I heard Bob took that drunk girl home last night and gave her the old Alien Handshake.

by BFw0rdSmith August 27, 2009

Sweaty Handshake

When a girl gives you a handjob for the first time and she is nervous, so her hand is sweaty.

Becky gave me the grossest sweaty handshake last night.

by Carpanthers October 24, 2016

Whiteoaks Handshake

Sexual touching while in a park setting. Usually involves the male giving it to the female.

Me and my girl were really into each other. We spent the day at the mall and then went to the park. It was then she received the whiteoaks handshake.

by pussyalligator August 15, 2018

Clinton handshake

A friendly method by which teenage girls express their interest in socializing with male counterparts; involves placing the male penis inside the female's pie hole, and then bobbing up and down with a sucking motion. This "handshake" is decidedly not sex, nor sexual in content or motivation, as defined and testified to by former U.S. President Bill Clinton. Also, the means by which married, middle-aged men show their appreciation to junior, entry-level, female subordinates for outstanding "service".

"You may now perform another Clinton handshake under my desk, while I make a phone call, if you promise not to tell the First Lady."

by Greg54 November 15, 2005

Cleveland Handshake

A night involving men and women where genitals and hands are involved.

Hey, isn't that Mike Lester's wife, I heard she's giving the whole school district 'Cleveland Handshakes', damn.

by Harry Grindrod March 23, 2011

Marseille handshake

Consists of a thunderous headbutt to the sternum (chest) of an adversary, with no recoil of the neck. When administered, it is more effective if the total weight of both the upper and lower body is simultaneously transferred towards the opponent, thus flooring the receiving party. The move was made famous by Zinedine Zidane of the French national soccer team during the final match of the 2006 World Cup. It gained renown after leveling Italian national team defender Marco Materazzi to the ground of the pitch following a torrent of verbal abuse directed at Zidane with respect to his mother, sister, and heritage. The Marseille handshake is the only logical recourse when one’s honour has been impugned to such an extent that mere verbal retaliation is insufficient, and simple bodily harm induced by fists and/or feet will not do the job.

After Andrew impugned Ron's manhood, Ron greeted him with a Marseille handshake.

by Hybrid Finn July 15, 2006