lazy flamingo

verb - to have an episode of impotence occuring during sexual activity or coitus

I totally lazy flamingoed last night.

by Arvin P. January 13, 2008

The Screaming Flamingo

Where one girl sucks one guys dick while jacking off two other guys, and taking it in the ass by another. Thus making her convulse like a screaming Flamingo.

Lets get some bros together and give Lacey the screaming flamingo!

by The extremest June 1, 2011

Flamingo Style

Fucking a one legged woman from behind

I banged that one-legged chick in the parking lot. Bent her over my tailgate and hit it Flamingo Style!

by Lou Skünt March 2, 2020

Squiggly Flamingo

When you get so drunk, you cannot function at the simplest of levels.

I was so drunk, I couldn't spell "CAT" if you spotted me the 'C' and the 'T' --I was such a Squiggly Flamingo.

by DaGooseIsLoose May 5, 2011

flamingo bleaching

Wanking off whilst doing a handstand.

I walked in on Terry flamingo bleaching the other day.

by trish-morgan July 7, 2009

flamingo kickstart

a method of male self-masturbation utilizing one leg when both hands are either occupied or not desired

Rob utilized the flamingo kickstart when he was juggling at the bachelor party to effectively masturbate. He was successful.

by roberto dunn February 18, 2010

Flamingo Jockey

In sport, a flamingo jockey is one who rides flamingos in flamingo racing or dresses accordingly while riding a flamingo. The flamingo does not have to be alive for the jockey to be considered a 'flamingo jockey'

Flamingo jockeys in Barbados are renowned as having the fastest flamingos in the world giving them the nicknames 'Badoflams'.

by Burger King Mcdonalds November 6, 2010