Wisdom Eye

A black eye, quite often gotten in the process of gaining wisdom by knowing not to do whatever it was that got you hit in the eye in the first place.

M: Hey did you see Bernadettes' wisdom eye?

J: Yeah, she's still learning when to shut the fuck up!

by Some wiseman April 7, 2019

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Wisdom child

A child under the age of 12 that has the knowledge and wisdom of memes and trending viralities, some characteristics of a wisdom child are that the child loves memes, wants to raid Area 51, and loves the sandblock building game called Minecraft.

A family moved in the neighborhood today, their son is supposedly a wisdom child.

by MemeNerd_69420 August 11, 2019

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Old man wisdom

When a middle aged man offers up his advice to a 20 year old, but the 20 year old never ask for it in the first place, and it's annoying as crap.

*20 year old me on a construction site rolling up an electric chord*

Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."

20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."

Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."

20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."

by survivalofthefittest78 May 30, 2018

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Wisdom

You can think of everything as simple and complex. The wise is the simple and the knowledgeable is the complex. It has been said that to be wise is to remove more words from your sentences. In a way this is a true. Someone who can talk your ear off about a subject is considered knowledgeable. Someone who is wise typically has a vast amount of knowledge. You can think of it like a puzzle. The pieces are the knowledge. But when you put all of them together, it creates a bigger picture. That bigger picture applys to all the knowledge. People who can see the bigger picture to a lot of things are considered more wise. Of course wisdom is not necessary better than knowledge. Wise thinking can show the clear path you should follow, but sometimes you can oversimplify and need the knowledge to get the job done.

Wisdom freaking sucks man... I feel like I think too simply and only say a few words so I'm always a really boring person to hangout with. Wish I didn't see the answers to people's problems so clearly...

by Yojerupp June 7, 2018

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