Wal-Mart

One thing that pisses one off when buying anything at Wal-Mart is that only one or two checkout aisles are open, even during rush hour.

But on the bright side, Wal-Mart sells the latest computers dirt-cheap. All you have to do is uninstall Linux, throw away the CD, and install your favorite version of Windows, all for $399.99 or less.

At 2:30 in the morning, on my way back from a trip, I stopped at a local Wal-Mart to buy motor oil and coolant, and saw that the store was just as packed with frantic customers as it was at 2:30 in the afternoon. Yikes!

by sarcastic April 12, 2004

Wal-Nut

Member of, or belonging to, the Wal-Mart fan club.

Also known as being addicted to the mart.

"Where are you going?"

"Wal-Mart."

"Weren't you there yesterday?"

"Ya."

"You're such a Wal-Nut."

by Ryan S June 13, 2005

Wal-Mart

A evil store that sells mostly cheap, Chinese imports to white trash and ignorant, overweight, mostly conservative Americans. Almost everything they sell will break and you will see the worst people the world has to offer at these stores. Avoid.

There are two things wrong with America: Wal-Mart and George Bush.

by ERAUNigga January 12, 2008

Wal-Mart

The act of pinning someone down on a hot surface until they are dead. This verb originates from the Atascocita Wal-Mart where employees use this method to halt and murder suspected shoplifters.

Stop beating up your little sister or I'll have to Wal-Mart you!

It was so hot outside I felt like I'd been Wal-Marted after only five minutes of dog walking.

by SalT September 13, 2005

Wal-Marting

Loitering at Wal-Mart.

"Hey, wanna go Wal-Marting later?"

"Sure!"

by Blue Fox March 29, 2008

wal mart

A cover for sex when you don't want someone else to know.

Guy 1: Dude I'm goin to wal mart tonight
Guy 2: Hell yeah me too
Girl: What do you guys need at wal mart?

by R.S.T.M February 14, 2008

Wal-mart

A place where poor people and white trash shop.

"We're going to hang out at wal-mart, billy bob, wanna join us?

by kim December 15, 2003