What is said sarcasticly when a slow-witted somebody discovers that things are not as they appear long after everyone else has assumed it. Derived spiderman
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
Person A - "I'm going to drop a deuce in your bathroom dude."
Person B - "Whatever tingles your jingles, dude."
Person B - "Whatever tingles your jingles, dude."
by Eric Wickes November 13, 2006
by StillGonzo April 03, 2019
When you find yourself with a small itch on or around your genitals, taint, or turd cutter, and realising it may need immediate attention. So you give it a quick swipe with a finger or two, followed by a nonchalant secret sniff. checking for how long it’s been brewing.
Danielle: Oh my gosh did you see that chick when she came off of the dance floor all sweaty and repulsive looking?
Grant: She totally just took a tingle swipe and I got it on video!
Grant: She totally just took a tingle swipe and I got it on video!
by SpellingVee July 04, 2020
by battyboy1423578 March 04, 2022
When your dick falls asleep and a girl needs to wake it up with her either stroking it or giving you head.
"Ah shit, I've got Tingle Dick. Yo, random lady! Come over here and help a brother out. Suck my dick to wake it back up.
by oi mate whats up May 13, 2023
When someone has the sudden and overwhelming urge to grab a mall santa by their jingle bells and a hope to be placed on the naughty list.
Other symptoms include “a one way ticket to their north pole”, an increased desire for “a big candy cane”, and increase in the usage of the phrase “just please sleigh me!”
No known treatment options are available
Other symptoms include “a one way ticket to their north pole”, an increased desire for “a big candy cane”, and increase in the usage of the phrase “just please sleigh me!”
No known treatment options are available
by mm262a1 February 05, 2025