What is said sarcasticly when a slow-witted somebody discovers that things are not as they appear long after everyone else has assumed it. Derived spiderman
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Person A - "I'm going to drop a deuce in your bathroom dude."
Person B - "Whatever tingles your jingles, dude."
Person B - "Whatever tingles your jingles, dude."
by Eric Wickes November 9, 2008

When your dick falls asleep and a girl needs to wake it up with her either stroking it or giving you head.
"Ah shit, I've got Tingle Dick. Yo, random lady! Come over here and help a brother out. Suck my dick to wake it back up.
by oi mate whats up May 13, 2023

When someone has the sudden and overwhelming urge to grab a mall santa by their jingle bells and a hope to be placed on the naughty list.
Other symptoms include “a one way ticket to their north pole”, an increased desire for “a big candy cane”, and increase in the usage of the phrase “just please sleigh me!”
No known treatment options are available
Other symptoms include “a one way ticket to their north pole”, an increased desire for “a big candy cane”, and increase in the usage of the phrase “just please sleigh me!”
No known treatment options are available
by mm262a1 February 5, 2025

The act of applying a small amount of cocaine to the anus as anesthetic to ease impending penetration
by optipus December 19, 2014

by Swagmaster420PussyPounder October 7, 2016

by deez nuts 359021 July 25, 2016
