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the stoned age 

The era in ancient history where people used coca plants (cocaine) and other modern halluncinagenic plants in every day life.
Archaeology digsite in Pompey
Reporter: I'm here with a professor from somewhere i dont give a shit about.
Professor: ..... yes well if you'll follow me. We discovered an ancient villa belonging to a young noble and friends. Apparently they decided to accept death and party. This room is in priceless condition and the bodies and artifacts are preserved flawlessly.
Reporter: Um... sir. Are those bodies clutching bongs?
Professor: Why yes you politcally stuck up bitch they are. Its a perfect representation of the stoned age.
the stoned age by @ngrym0thertrucker September 1, 2013

the store 

My dad said he went to the store to get some milk, but he never came back

Watch the Stove 

the debut EP album by food brand Hamburger Helper under the alias Helper.
Hamburger Helper drops Watch the Stove mixtape featuring Bobby Raps, DJ Tiiiiiiiiii

Cal the Stoner 

Cal the Stoner is an Australian stonemason turned sculptor and inventor of the sculptural technique Intricarved. Cal the Stoner sculpts from his open-air sculpture studio in the South Australian desert opal mining town of Andamooka.
Cal the Stoner is an artisan stonemason and inventor of sculptural technique Intricarved.
Cal the Stoner by Stealing Pallets November 1, 2023

cleaning out the stove pipe 

the period after a heated fight that results in angry flatulence
Last night after my girlfriend broke up with me I attempted to batter her with malicious words, but abrubtly began cleaning out the stove pipe which stench from the chinese dinner I enjoyed earlier with an asian prostitute, forcefully removed her.

"God damn you!" blblblblblblb!!!!

I'm going to the Store

If you need to get away from a situation, place or thing you simply tell everyone that you are going to the store. Which usually means you are leaving and you probably won't returning anytime soon. Typically a three day grace period.
"Hey, where are you going?"
"I'm going to the store"