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smokin' the bear

An expression used to describe dick-sucking between men who are often appreciated as being rugged, stubbly(or a little on the unshaven side), hairy, muscular, and oozing with raw manly sex. They may be into wearing denim, tattoos, boots, and listen to country music, with an "I break for BEARS!!!" bumper sticker on their trucks. They may be the kind of guy who is wearing leather and shades on a motorcycle with a scruffy beard and sexy smile. Truckers, bikers, construction workers, hard hats, and cowboys(or wang wranglers)...all of them are men who are more than a little rough around the edges and share an all consuming passion for sucking each other's sausage.
Ken and Josh like to go home, slide out of their denims, turn down the lights, slip into the shower, wash-off the dust and sweat from their job as construction workers and take turns giving each other's crotch as much oral attention as possible. They absolutely love smokin' the bear.
by Happy Wolf June 22, 2007
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smokin the big squid

To perform fellatio,or to perform a task poorly.
Mary put herself through college smokin the big squid.
by mike i. April 15, 2008
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smoking the butt

Trying to continue a conversation long after both parties have run out of worthwhile things to say.
Jim, we've been on the phone forever and haven't discussed anything useful in almost an hour. Now you're just smoking the butt.
by 56k April 5, 2011
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Smokey The Bear

1) When having sex with a girl doggy style, the man lights a cigarette and puts it out on her back so it leaves a burn. Then right as he's about to cum, he'll jizz on the burn spot to cool down the burn.

2) When having sex missionary style the man lights a cigarette and sets her bush on fire with the cigarette, and then puts out the fire with his jizz.

In both cases after the burn/fire is put out you must say " Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires"
"Man I caught her bush on fire, and totally went Smokey The Bear on her Ass"
by BryNSanity, Moogel April 28, 2010
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Smokey the Badass

Smokey the Badass is the replacement for the old 'Smokey the Bear'.

He has a hook for a leg and his Badassery is unmatched by other bears like Yogi and Winnie.

He urinates pure fire.
I'm badass.

You know who's badass? Smokey the Badass. He pisses fire on forest fires. 'Badass' fire beats fire.
by Xildra October 9, 2009
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smoking the green

smoking the old marijuana aka the best most beautiful substance on the planet
ah i love being a hippie and smoking the green all day
by summer g May 19, 2005
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smoking the white owl

Performing oral sex on a male, giving head, felatio
"You see them fags out in Frisco smoking the white owl?"
by Conan of Edinboro November 19, 2007
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