Hotty gets the Shotty

A phrase used, either ironically or seriously, to reserve the front passenger (a.k.a. shotgun) seat of a vehicle for yourself, under the pretense that you deserve to ride shotgun because of your good looks. Girls are more likely to say this than guys, but either sex can use it.

Sean: "Shotgun!"

Erin: "Nope, hotty gets the shotty!"

Sean: "WTF? Whatever, but I pick what we listen to."

Brigette: "ROFL you guys, just get in the car!"

by Ranbuknarlakingston November 27, 2011

Cocking the Shotgun

When an uncircumcised male is forced to pull back his foreskin to urinate or in order to participate in various sexual activities. This occurrence often happens frequently in adjusting "The Unit" for comfort.

Friend 1- Dude, why do you have your hand down your pants?

Friend 2- Get off my case dick, I'm just "Cocking the Shotgun"

by lawnman7 July 18, 2012

pumping the shotgun

1. to reload a shotgun
2. to wack off

1. i was pumping th eshogun so i didn't see you
2. i was pumping th eshogun so i didn't see you

by Tom Ivens May 5, 2003

The "Shots" Effect

Whenever the song "Shots" LMFAO ft Lil Jon comes on the radio, your iPod, your iTunes, or whatever really, you must immediately bust out shot glasses and take atleast one shot before the song is over (preferably during the "shots" chorus) no matter what you are doing.

Angie and Joie were sitting around the kitchen table doing important papers when the song "Shots" came on Angie's iTunes. They immediately felt The "Shots" Effect and proceeded to do a peppermint patty shot right then and there.

by angiepangie88 January 30, 2010

The Shotgun

n. A sexual maneuver between a man and a woman/victim of extreme pwnage in which the man involved retracts his testicles up into his lower stomach and, on command, releases the air pressure, which expels the testicles outward onto the woman's/pwn victim's/Pruger's face. The shotgunned testicles can often achieve velocities of up to 120 km per hour. Every year the masters of the shotgun technique meet in the Scrotodome in Vilnius, Lithuania for the annual Shotgun Olympics. During the Shotgun Olympics, competitors try to break wooden boards similar to those used in Martial Arts exhibitions. The upper weight divisions sometimes use cinder blocks.

Kcastun McScrotum, the world middle weight shotgun champion, broke through 22.5 consecutive boards with one blast of The Shotgun last summer at the Shotgun Olympics!

by MC Derf March 17, 2008

maw, get the shotgun

There's a deer on the roof

Maw, get the shotgun, there's a deer on the roof

by Mr. Tula January 26, 2004

The Shotgun

right before you are about to blow your load you cock your dick along with a cocking noise and spooge all over the face.

Dude: oh baby... baby baby... baby..... baby...chick chick! ahhh.(spooge)

Girl: What was that?
Dude: The Shotgun!

by The Rubenator & Footlong Frank May 21, 2009