sandal pussy

This term is used to define mediocre pussy that all the while has been portrayed as being stiletto pussy. When a girl is acting like she's all that but in reality, she ain't half that great, she's got a bad case of sandal pussy.

guy 1- "aye, bruh, that bitch i brought home last night..."
guy 2- "yeah? u actually hit that?"
guy 1- "yeah but it was some sandal puh puh (aka sandal pussy)"
guy 2- "rEALly? damn, yeah i guess that make sense. what happened?"
guy 1- "i don't wanna talk about it."

by ultraflail December 26, 2013

<.7.9.7.6.>sHE RUNNED iT oFF bECAUSE sHE iS so sANDALS<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>sHE RUNNED iT oFF bECAUSE sHE iS so sANDALS<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>sHE RUNNED iT oFF bECAUSE sHE iS so sANDALS<.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

Sandal Surfing

The deliberate and intricate act of walking through a public shower with sandals on, taking care so as not to let any water get on your sandals/feet. Such water may contain other's urine, fecies, dead skin cells, pubes, blood and semen, just to name the basics.

Jorge: Did you see that pube hair ball in the middle of the gym shower?

Bailey: Yeah, that was f*cking gross, I was sandal surfing the whole time.

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by AtheosAeternus March 7, 2016

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

Steel toe sandals

Noun:
A pair of old work boots that you wear without socks.

"Hey could you help me with something outside."
"Yeah just let me get my steel toe sandals."

by Kid with assburgars September 1, 2021

arabic sandals

the act of smearing shit on the bottoms of your feet and then letting it dry. allowing you to walk on hot surfaces more easily.

John: you will never believe what i saw during my trip to Iran.

Mark: what did you see?

John: this guy didn't have any shoes so i saw him give himself some Arabic Sandals so the hot sand didn't burn his feet

by Crunchy Dark April 27, 2014