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slope slop

"Hey Matt what do you want for dinner?"
"Dial up some Slope Slop."
by mcpheematt November 18, 2012
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slop shopping

When in a pinch after last call your main choice or second option has disappeared from the bar with her ex that gave her warts or simply chose the better man, you look around and begin slop shopping.
Dude ! I know you were slop shopping last night your couch smells like cheese curds and panda shit.
by Redalert423 July 14, 2017
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Slop Rocks

When you get head, but the person giving head has pop rocks in their mouth.
Damn baby I really want me some slop rocks right now fr ong.
by aegic0la June 23, 2022
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Slopping Off

I dont think you have a problem, I just think slopping off in public is suspect

no, I wasnt pissed...Just kinda annoyed I could hear her slopping off all night
by Boss_KushOG November 30, 2010
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SLOP COP

A cop who is sloppy and is easily bout bought by women who smoke and shoot meth.

They get out of Jail free by giving up the HONEY BUCKET. A LOT
Sweet D gave up the HONEY BUCKET 32 times this week because all the SLOP COPS know they can get free BJs at the park.

At least she gets free rides the park.
by DALLAS_JOE June 26, 2020
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Slop Claw

The hand that one uses to dig out the "slob" from there deepest crevices. The hand one uses to remove the excrement from their rear.
Guy 1: "Hey it smells like slop in there!"

Guy 2: "Yea I'm almost done, pass me some toilet paper to cover my slop claw"

Guy 1: "Jesus, you smell terrible!"

Women 1: "Yea ever since I fell off my skateboard, and broke my slop claw, it's impossible to wipe!"
by Don Cuckold March 12, 2014
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Slop Musket

It’s when one rips one’s dick off in one fell swoop.
Man, I was jacking off so hard last night I gave myself a slop musket.
by Sloppy Tamali June 14, 2020
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