filthy muppet

the act of fisting someone elbow deep, thus reducing the subject to muppet status

i gave Ryan's girlfriend the filthy muppet while he was passed out at the party.

by Vulva Hammer September 3, 2010

muppet necking

When you're fingering a girl while she's giving you a blowjob, mimicking the same motions to make it look like she's your hand puppet.

She was using her tonsils like a back brace for my dick, when i stuck a finger into her to liven the mood. Once knuckle deep, she thought "C is for Cock" instead of Cookie. Her eager skill as a muppet necking local made me proud to help out. Good thing she already lived in a trash can. Condoms are overrated, Haiti is overrated now, and rashes are for everyone else.

by Nsla July 3, 2016

pube muppet

The hottest most sexual muppet of them all... Kermitt.... Also it can be a badass mother with a huge dangly cock.

Yo, that kermit wang is WACK??

Fuck me hard u pube muppet.

by Lisa January 25, 2005

muppet pelt

Any article of clothing made of a synthetic fleece, due to it's resemblance to a skinned Muppet.

"the puppet-rites activist threw red paint all over man's Muppet pelt vest, screaming 'Puppets are living breathing things and soulden't be killed for your fasion!'"

by -30- May 17, 2005

Love Muppet

A muppet in love. Most commonly used with reference to a member of the male gender. Describes a guy who has become entirely wrapped around a girl's finger in serf-like fashion, and as a result displays pathetic, incoherent, twat-like behaviour in all other areas of his puppeteered existence...and yet is regrettably oblivious to the fact.

"Ever since he started dating her, Paul's turned into a right love muppet"

by L. Awknad March 10, 2005

Tongue Muppet

Someone who insists on sticking their tongue out when having their photo taken.

Look at all her profile pictures on facebook, she's a Tongue Muppet

by Apehanger March 6, 2011

Muppet Top

The crease in your belly that forms the mouth of a muppet.

Hi ho! Kermit the frog here! using your belly fat to create Muppet Top!

by Darger69 April 25, 2017