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middle school

a place for people that want to fucking kill themselves
"hey remember middle school?"
"we're in middle school.."
"I'm gonna kill myself"
by chickennuggetsaregay February 17, 2019
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Middle School

It sucks ass. Most people smell like rotten curry that sat in the refrigerator for 10 years. Middle School is the 3 most shittiest years of your life. The boys are perverts and the girls are hoes that think they cool. (they not)

to-be 6th grader: *excited for ms*
....
8 grader: "So hows middle school for ya?"
6th grader: "Its ass"
8th grader: "Accurate"

groups-

popular kids- stuck up bitches who only care about themselves
nerds- weird geeky kids with glasses, smell like rotten curry
normal- people who actually have common sense and know what they r doing, mostly sane human beings
perverts- weird ass kids. all they think about is have $*x . they smell like shit
people who don't give a crap- .....
the athletic boys- walk like the hulk, think they are going to get a scholarship just case the barely made a 3 to "win" the basketball game. they think they cool af and they can do anything they want. they talk like 20 year olds that JUST hit puberty cause their voices are 10 octaves too high.

in middle school everyone have suicidal thoughts because they get bullied and stuff
most of the popular kids are just rich kids that think they own the place (they rlly don't) . the hallways are crowded as hell and the teachers get mad when you're late because someone slammed your ass into a locker.

the teachers are dumb bitches who think homework is fun and they suck ass at teaching. most of them are high all the time but if you have a good teacher, cherish them. :)
6th grader: "I thought Middle School would be fun." :|
8th grader: "Welcome to hell"
by yourmom112233445566 March 9, 2022
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middle school

middle school is like a flaming dumpster fire on top of a burning building that will give u mental health issues cause people are assholes and in middle school fresh out of ur baby years and into real grades that sorta matter so u have no way to know how to stick up for urself if ur like me
"ya middle school was the worst years of my life"
by flaming dumpster fire February 8, 2022
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middle school

in middle school i wanted to die but was already in hell.
by zadz March 1, 2019
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Middle School

Worst place to be in for three years, Even worse if you're a female like I am. Most boys think they are super badass, cool, and funny, but in reality the're usually seen as super loud, and annoying. A bunch girls in my grade aren't any better. Loving to be on instagram anytime they can manage, whining about not being on their phone for two minutes, and just being bothersome. Being a very tall, Very pale, shy nerd with anxiety, like I am obviously cant get you in the popular girls clique. If you can survive middle school you can survive everything.
5th grader: "WOW! I can't wait to be in middle school! ill have a lot of friends, I'll be SO mature, and i might even be popular!
*Me trying so hard not to bring them down* Uh..Yeah! Sure you will..
by anxiety child December 12, 2019
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middle school

The place that shatters your dreams, ruins your friendships, and wastes your time.

You usually come in as a bright and cheery 6th grader, and come out as a suicidal 8th/9th grader. The drama/bullying there is pointless, and even if you tell a teacher that you're getting bullied, they won't give two shits.

The people in middle school you'll find are Jocks, nerds, mean girls (sometimes boys), outsiders who like to joke around in class, social media sluts, fuckboys, loners, and more.

The teachers are the most miserable people in the world, and they should be given the fact that they have to teach a bunch of moody kids who are going through puberty. They give you 3 hours of homework even though you might have a job or an after school event. If you tell them your side of the story, they will accuse you of talking back and they will send you to detention.

The best part is you're going to high school afterwards, which is hell on earth.
I was so fucking cringey back in middle school!
by anonymoose ._. August 13, 2017
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Middle School

the worst and most awkward 2 or 3 or 4 years of any kid’s school life. Cliques start forming and you are kind of on your own for making friends. Some teachers may just be the shitty kind and just gotta get lucky to get nice ones. You get a shit ton of homework that’s all due within a short period of time to the point where you can’t keep track of anything anymore and your brain cells die, and sometimes even get more than high schoolers. Usually the cafeteria food is just dog shit pizza that’s been frozen for some time or baby cow growth hormone milk that’s maybe spoiled. Then you do all that shit ton of work to graduate only to have 4 more years left of high school which is a whole other story...
6th grader: I’m so excited for middle school I can finally be like one of the cool older kids now and do whatever I want! Freedom here I come!
8th grader: yeah right. Middle school is a fun time (not). Good luck.

6th grader: are you joking?

8th grader: hmmm....
6th grader: *says no more*
by chicken_nugget_manifest August 7, 2019
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