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Nit Fungus

Poker has a curious property where making a less profitable decision reduces the profits of everyone else. For example, a table full of nits that only limp premium hands and fold the rest - how do you make money there? Well, you can’t draw blood from a stone. And the counterstrategy is to raise an even tighter range, thereby becoming a nit yourself. It spreads like a fungus.
Excuse me, dealer: can you wipe the table? There’s some nit fungus growing here.
by Nitfungus May 17, 2023
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have a fungus

"Have a fungus" is a meme revolving around an image of a man holding up a mushroom, and bold text at the bottom saying "Have a fungus". There are also times where people say "Have a fungus, it can feed you for the rest of your life", indicating that it is in some way poisonous.
Have a fungus
by SubGplayz August 8, 2022
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Fungus Amungus

A prime example of a great compliment you can give to a nice person.

Also a condition for your feet, where literall mushrooms grow between your toes. The Fungus Amungus condition is known to be quite painful.

Fungus Amungus comes from the old latin word "mater tua" which means "greatness to you"
Also it is the inspiration for the popular videogame "Among Us" title.

(if you ever experience symptoms of Fungus Amungus, seek help at your local doctor immediately)
-hey, you have a nice haircut
-thankyou, fungus amungus!

or

-I am sad to inform you that... you have the Fungus Amungus.
by Helpful_Nectarine69 November 2, 2021
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foot fungus is sexy

Foot fungus is gorgeous

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Foot fungus is naked ladies

Foot fungus is beautiful

Foot fungus is phat

Foot fungus is tantalizing

Foot fungus is sexy

Foot fungus is the word

Foot fungus is the way we shook

Foot fungus is lovely love love

Foot fungus is the world on a string
by Bad C dev November 9, 2024
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Chungus Fungus

Small Chinese penis. Derived from the Latin classification of small mushroom native to China referred to a "Chungus Fungus".
He's Chinese, so obviously he got a Chungus Fungus
by Partyhunter April 21, 2025
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tinder fungus

1. Someone who uses dating apps to hook up with different people frequently

2. Used for holding a coal for an extended period of time, so as to not have to go through the effort of restarting a fire
1. "I saw you with that tinder fungus again the other day."

2. "Make sure to use some of that tinder fungus before we leave camp."
by Survivorman777 June 14, 2018
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Fungus Bog

A place of eternal backshots. Used by the ancient Spartans after battle, the word was created to describe the horrendous mess left behind after celebrations. Fungus, describing the actual fungus created from the discharge on the floors and walls. Bog, describing the swamp-like texture on the floors as you walked through the room. Not to mention the literal fauna and flora that flourished in the aftermath.
by Berald Jingus June 10, 2025
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