hair of the dog

alcoholic beverage consumed to ease a hangover (from saying "hair of the dog that bit you")

by unknown November 5, 2003

Chew The Dog

The action of giving a male oral satisfaction.

Bob: What are you and the girl up to tonight?

Joe: We're going to go back to my place and she's going to Chew The Dog all night long.

by dead2lock February 4, 2010

Shot The Dog

A reference to paramilitary police tactics bungled by their inevitable ineptitude, breaking into the wrong house and killing the family dog. It is an epic fail characterized by an overzealous attitude coupled with minimal mental skills which results in a total Munson.

Lil' Kim's plastic surgeon really shot the dog.

The fat kid on the skateboard is totally going to shoot the dog.

Your mom's ovum really shot the dog.

by Kleetus Orgasmus May 14, 2014

Wax the dog

To have other plans or be uninterested

I can't I have to wax the dog.

by Pointsource1 December 30, 2014

What the dog doin?

A phrase commonly used by people as an introduction. Similar to 'how is it going?'

Tass - 'Yo Sam, What the dog doin?'
Sam - 'Just chilling'
Both - *high five*

by Juan Sheet October 14, 2021

fucking the dog

hiding out somewhere instead of doing your job during working hours

Tony..."Where`s Marty?" Jack..."The boss just left for the day so he`s probably out fucking the dog"

by Boobird September 21, 2009

walking the dog

The act of self gratification through manual hand labor.

Sorry guys, I have to go home and walk the dog.

by joe January 19, 2004