Two Missionaries in a Crock-Pot

First recorded reference in "Mike and Molly" at season 1 episode 21 at -00:08:54 as a punchline.

Currently used to describe two (2)persons coital with two (2) others in the same room and everybody hopes it gets wierd.

So, half the people were on top, did ya'll end up like two missionaries in a crock-pot?

by Dctrsqr May 18, 2023

Crock Pottin'

When you slow down, set the emergency brake, turn on the hazards and slow cook that pussy til the meat falls off the bone.

I ended up crock pottin' my girl the other night because she tries to hurry me.

by Pierced69 November 18, 2019

crock rot

When a persons private area goes unwashed for days it results in a foul odor

I.e. It's been cooking for awhile like in a crock pot

Today at work Shawn smelled like crock rot.

by Delicious dee November 9, 2015

Crocked up

A term used to describe something that is messed up, or not cool.

Damn B that shit crocked up! Don't y'all be coming near me wit dat shit

by Ethos236 July 23, 2017

Cock n' Crocks

A lazy form of coitus in which the man's comfortable footwear, preferably crock brand footwear, is not removed.

"Sorry hun, I had a long day at work, so can we do Cock n' Crocks tonight?"

by Mcflurzle September 4, 2019

Crock-Pot Diaper

When you change a poop diaper and leave it in your car to stew and royally stink up your enclosed car.

Honey, did you leave a Crock-Pot Diaper in the car all day in this heat?

by rsablue September 17, 2021

The Crock

This happens when a person is really bored and decides to 3D print a new type of shooes by fusioning a pair of crocks and the incredible The Rock.

-Dear, wear the special shooes this night. We are going to my friends' wedding
-You mean The Crocks?

by B1anked January 14, 2022