Covid-95

An individual with the luck to have contracted covid-19 a whopping five times.

Person 1: Oh god... This is my fifth time contracting the coronavirus

Person 2: Are you clinically insane?! Please stay away from me, i don't want covid-95!

by some_human April 23, 2020

COVID-gut

An increase in fat tissue deposited in the midsection of the body around the abdominal region resulting from lifestyle changes and limited physical activity due to COVID-19 restrictions; contributing factors include limited social interactions, less or restricted physical activity, unemployment, excessive consumption of baked goods, binging on Netflix, snacking, day drinking, or lack of motivation to do anything productive.

Tim: Bruh, I need to do something about this COVID-gut, I can't even fit my clothes anymore.

Nathan: Well, get yo ass off the couch and run or something.

by Case580 July 27, 2020

COVID Hot

A man or woman who appears attractive - while wearing a mask and from at least 6 feet away!

I met this woman in line at Costco yesterday. When I checked her out on FB it turns out she was only COVID Hot!

by Celeritas 13 April 26, 2020

COVID cavities

The COVID-related blowback of mass stress-related overconsumption of sugar and not having regular dental checkups.

Damn this pandemic, COVID cavities are gutting my children’s once flawless smiles!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020

Fuck Covid!

The content of a popular bumper sticker during Covid-19 Pandemic times.

I’ve already made many millions from my bumper sticker, available in 20 languages so far, which simply declares, “Fuck Covid!”

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2021

covid denier

A person who covers-up or denies the existence of the ongoing coronavirus

bob: we must stop the spread of the coronavirus.

covid denier: there is no coronavirus it's just a flew!

by Anonymous Robloxian December 3, 2020

covid-free

1. free of Covid-19
2. coronavirus-free area

The US does have one covid-free territory — Samoa!

by timlight April 24, 2020