Chris Christie Yourself

When you're a popular governor, who is on track to be the front runner to challenge the incumbent president, but you screw yourself over with a vindictive use of your power.

This is in reference to the Bridgegate Scandal in 2013, when New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie, shut down the George Washington Bridge in order to punish the mayor of Fort Lee, New Jersey, for not supporting him in the 2013 gubernatorial race.

Wow, taking away Disney World's autonomous status is a quick way to Chris Christie Yourself, Ron DeSantis

by Casual Historian April 25, 2022

Chris Christie

One of Trump's biggest enablers, an absolute slimeball with the backbone of a popsicle

Vote for me,
Chris Christie,
PO Box 963,
New York City,
New York State,
10108

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 22, 2020

Corpus Christi crop duster

When a female either farts or queefs and the gas smells like the Gulf of Mexico.

Wow Ashley is a Corpus Christi crop duster!

by John Doe357 November 4, 2013

Christy-Leigh

Christy-Leigh is the most kind, caring, compassionate person I've ever met and she reminds me a lot of a butterfly. She can't see her own beauty but everyone else sees it and knows it's there. A Christy-Leigh will make you laugh, cry, angry, whatever, but she'll make you feel love, alive and safe. When you meet a Christy-Leigh never let go of her even if it is from a great distance. She has a lot on her plate and very overwhelmed so you need to be there for her like she is there for you. She makes every day brighter with just her laugh alone. She is beautiful inside out. A Christy-Leigh has a lot of determination and is very stubborn. It takes a LOT to change her mind. oh and if your not Mikaela's bsf the following does not apply to you: Christy tysfm for making it a pleasant first few months of high school I really truly love you and everything about you. You legit mean teh world to me and I just wanna say I'm gonna miss laughing our gats off in class for no reason at all- anyways I hope making a whole @ss definition in the urban dictionary was enough to show how much u mean to me.

Person: "Hey look they scored at top 10 in our grade for acedemics!"
Other Person: "Yeah they pulled a Christy-Leigh!"

by steggiesaurus September 4, 2021

Corpus Christi Blowtie

The act of engaging, with vigor, in the full penetration of a dolphin’s blowhole for sexual gratification.

Tylor: Man that dolphin was really giving me looks at the aquarium yesterday. May have to Corpus Christi blowtie it later.

by DrJay361 May 13, 2023

Christie Road

Literally the most Green Day song ever. No seriously, it's literally about Billie Joe Armstrong smoking grass at Christie Road.

Give me something to do to kill some time
Take me to that place that I call home
Take away the strains of being lonely
Take me to the tracks at Christie Road 🎶

by UltimateDoge January 7, 2025

Christy

Christy, a guy that anyone would be lucky to be friends with. He can be a real goofball and make you laugh till your stomach muscles hurt! If you are a friend of his you'll know this, you will also know how handsome he is. A Christy leaves men AND women in awe when he walks past, he can make the whole class laugh with just one word. A Christy also is very talented, someone who is incredible at multiple things. Christy is someone you don't want to lose in life, so if you're lucky enough to have one then hold on tight! They can be a bit shy and quiet but as soon as you get to know him he is so hilarious and loving

Scenario 1:

Guy 1- "Did you hear what Christy said in science earlier"

Guy 2- "Yeah! He's hilarious!

Scenario 2:

Girl 1- "ugh i'm so depressed"

Girl 2- "oh no! how come?"

Girl 1- "Christy is going out with someone else"

Girl 2- "nooooo"

by __godisking__ November 15, 2020