california blackout

Any activity that deprives the brain of oxygen has the potential to cause moderate to severe brain cell death leading to permanent loss of neurological function ranging from difficulty in concentration or loss of short term memory capacity through severe, lifelong mental disability to death.

California blackout: Bend over with hands on knees and take ten deep breaths. Stand up and hold your breath after the tenth breath and have someone place their palms on either side of your wind pipe pressing gently constricting the arteries to your brain causing one to passout.

by mook76 December 29, 2013

Blackout Bored

The state of being so bored by an interaction or event to the point that you later don't even recall it happening.

"Hey, do you remember what Ashton said about True Detective?"

"No, I must have been blackout bored."

by suedidlyoudonym May 5, 2014

Admin Blackout

When someone is working on computer systems and making changes without paying attention and has no recollection of the administrative change afterwards.

Mike totally had an admin blackout last night and now nothing works this morning!

by cross July 13, 2012

Blackout Blonde

A nice way to say gray hair.

No grandma, you don't have gray hair! You're just a blackout blonde.

by HairGenius September 30, 2013

blackout golfing

1: Consume a lot of alcohol, steal a friend's golf club, grab some balls and a few more beers, go around campus/neighborhood and create your own golf course. It is preferable to break windows, wear actual golf attire, and shoot shit with cops.

1: Jake woke up in his dorm with a severe hangover, a ticket, and broken golf club after a night of blackout golfing.
2: After a long day of drinking, Mike thought it would be a good idea to take a golf club and some balls and go around campus randomly hitting them for a fun night of blackout golfing.

by goods23 August 11, 2012

Blackout hungry

Your so hungry that, you will consume anything that looks good in the fridge and or pantry, or both

Andrew was so hungry he ate m&ms, fried chicken, slice of bologna, piece of cheese and a Hershey’s bar. I think he was blackout hungry.

by Hooniganandrew June 23, 2018

Class Blackout

When class is so boring you zone out and don't remember anything the prof said or anything you did for the entire 1 hr 15min.

Mina: "Omg class was sooo boring today."
Leena: "I know, I zoned out and then I looked down and I had notes and I didn't remember taking them."
Mina: "Class blackout, nbd."

by LiveXAndXLearn November 21, 2011