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bed gentleperson

Someone that you both sleep with and go on dates with, but it's very casual and definitely not going anywhere. Fills the space between a friend with benefits/bedpiece and someone you are dating. Can be gendered as needed to bed gentleman or gentlewomen.
Last night I went out to dinner and hooked up with my bed gentleperson, but I think I'm going to set him up with my friend tomorrow.
by Cauliflower49 October 12, 2015
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Bed Drinking

While being so intoxicated and lazy you are unable to leave your bed before getting another beer. Often times friends have to bring you beer in order for the bed drinking to continue.
Boy in bed one: Buddy you've been bed drinking all day long.
Boy in bed two: I know man, this is the best birthday ever.
by bubblebuttboy October 14, 2011
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round bed

A foursome but an even number of guys and ladies.
"Damn John,we had the most perfect round bed last night with those hotties!"
by Huenator August 14, 2017
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murphy bed

a built-in bed that folds up into the wall of a room.
Comedian: My first apartment was so small ...
Audience: How small was it?
Comedian: My first apartment was so small the mice had to have murphy beds.
by Figleaf23 December 16, 2008
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toyota in bed

since toyota we're known for not having breaks meaning they couldn't stop. toyota in bed basically means a girl who loves to have sex and doesn't want to stop. usually TOO aroused to stop.
"ahh dayumm look at the girl"

" dayumm she deff looks like she would be a toyota in bed"
by cashcashcash June 24, 2010
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Bed Goose

A honking fart under the duvet when someone else is also in the bed. A very good blaming device.
A: Did you just trump?

B: No , it was the bed goose.
by Yasmin Newell August 16, 2010
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Bed Beer

It's the final beer you have in a night. This can be interpreted in two ways.

Literally, it's the beer you enjoy in bed right before you enter your sleep phase.

Figuratively, it's the one last beer before you decide to head home or hit the hay.
Dude 1: Dude, you hit it off pretty early last night.
Dude 2: Yeah man, I grabbed a beer and had a bed beer.
Dude 1: Nice, dude.

or

Dude 1: Dude, you've had like 20 beers tonight.
Dude 2: Don't sweat it, this is my bed beer, I'll be sleeping soon.
Dude 1: Nice, dude.
by Nicholas Richardo December 4, 2009
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