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Bast

A family where the men have a very large penis and the women tig ole biddies
“You see him”
Yeah?”
“He is a Bast they have big shmeats”
by Big shmeate October 10, 2020
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bast

someone who is not of any boostiness and therefore is not a boost
sylvia toon was quite the bast today!
by boost 😊😊 June 6, 2021
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Bast glasses

A type of eyeglass. Each lens is usually somewhat egg shaped, with a bar connecting them. find out more about bast glasses at www.angelfire.com/scary/bast
"auhaahuua I want those bast glasses, they are so funny looking."
by Jung December 6, 2003
mugGet the Bast glassesmug.

baste my turkey

Inject me with your sperm
by bb3378 April 16, 2017
mugGet the baste my turkeymug.

Basting

dry, bland meat. The technique requires brushing liquid onto the roast with a pastry brush. Pan drippings, stock, watered down marinade and herbed butter are usually used to baste.

Many cooks believe that basting is an inaffective way to achieve a crispy roast and takes longer to cook, but there are many experienced cooks who disagree. It all depends on how skilled you are and the type of method you used. The gentler the meat cooks, the juicer. Basting contains fat and protein which helps brown the roast.

You can achieve a crispy crackling roast and maintain it's natural juices. Once the meat begins to give off liquid which is usually half way into cooking time, baste it with the juices from the bottom of the pan and return to the oven, you may baste again if required. Once the roast is fully cooked, remove from oven and allow to cool.
Gordon Ramsay: "Why does the turkey look like my grandmas face, did you start basting it half way?"
Chef : "Yeah I did"
Gordon Ramsay: "It is so burnt it looks like Ghandhi's sandals, i bet you basted it while it was cooling down"
Chef: "Just a little"
Gordon Ramsay: "You f***** idiot, don't you that once the roast is finally out of the oven, you can't baste it anymore"
Chef meh: " Oh"
Gordon Ramsay: "My grandmas face looks better than what you just dished out"
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Fecal basted

Is when you got your gf bent over for some hot and heavy action things are getting intense you feel hot and sweaty so you go to the bathroom for a shower and realize your covered from head to toe in shit or fecal basted.
Dude i got fecal basted last night not a good time.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024
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Basting

When your boyfriend cums in your ass, sucks it back out with a Turkey Baster,and proceeds to then squirt it over your body.
"Last night Jason gave me a thorough basting."
by JP Clifford March 3, 2017
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