packaging peanuts

When one consumes excessive amounts of peanuts and proceeds to excrete the digested peanuts into a box, which is generally intended to be addressed and shipped out.

"I hope my ex had fun cleaning up after opening my box of packaging peanuts."
"Yeah... those can get messy."

by Packing Peanuts November 16, 2014

Total Package

Caleb Carter has the combination of both looks and personality, sense of humor, etc.

It's rare to find someone that has the total package.

by BigCa816 December 19, 2020

Petty Package

A group of casually single girls who

Like to indulge in Petty conversations.

“Girl the petty package is talking shit again”

by Petty package October 19, 2017

package rage

When your highly anticipated package arrives and you rip the box to shreds because you just can't wait any fucking longer.

"dude whats all this brown stuff on the floor"
"sorry man I got package rage earlier when my grandma sent me some candles''

by theadveturist September 3, 2017

Package Wax

Semen, or ejaculate; particularly from a male.

Frank: "I'm gonna spray my package wax allover your lower back"

Suzie: "No, I prefer when you put your hot package wax inside of my box.

by KTakaKD June 14, 2018

Driver package

Code word used to refer to a USB stick containing illegal files.

Yo, dude, I got the driver package right here.

by Code_Maker February 12, 2018

pull the package

The act of rearranging the ball sack and penis to a more comfortable position

Honey, my sack and cock is sticking to my legs can you pull the package for me

by Redskynight September 25, 2017