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A giant grape with a nut-sack chin that likes shiny rock that he Flex-Gules them to his grandmas 56 year old oven mit that then kills a bunch of fucking people with and everybody hates him for.
Thanos:owo a shiny rock, and another, and another, and another, and another,and another.
Thanos:oowh yayyay i have all the shiny rocks time for some snapees.
Thanos by Dummoterfuker April 27, 2019
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A big grape who’s addicted to collecting colourful/Powerful rocks
THANOS IS TERRIBLE
Thanos by Rollsie1108 April 27, 2019
Make people say,”oh no, I’m leaves
Killed half the universe, Thanos did.-Yoda 2018
Thanos by LemonLivesMatter May 2, 2019
Thanos will come for dem weird rocks. He had a very tragic story of how he got his chin. He is on meth
Thanos is very VERY sexy
Barney’s cousin who collects fricken rocks covered in glitter and hates half the universe
Barney: howdey cuz hey can u not kill me

Thanos: sry man I gotta do what I gotta do
Thanos by Yuhhhajshdh September 7, 2019
A big purple piece of feces with pretty rocks
man i love thanos' rocks
Thanos by Elmo+Carole Baskin = <3 October 20, 2020
Pronouced as THA-NOSE....Mostly used in places to.mention a huge intergalactic dried plum with a shiny oven mitten that has a weird urge to wipe out half the galaxy
Squidward: thanos (THA-NOSE)will have them shiny stones
Thanos by TheStupudone October 4, 2018