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thanks in advance

An expression of entitlement disguised as gratitude. The implicit message in giving thanks for something that hasn't been done is that it WILL be done. This expression also excuses the user from having to provide actual gratitude after the request is completed.
Have those reports on my desk before you leave today. Thanks in advance!
by j33433 September 15, 2014
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Thanks For Playing

The phrase "thanks for playing" is said arrogantly towards someone who you've just proved wrong.
Dustin: "Michael Turner led the league in rushing in 2008"

Craig: "That would be Adrian Peterson not Michael Turner...but Thanks For Playing!"
by cad281 August 29, 2009
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thanks-taking

Thanksgiving, renamed in remembrance of what we are truly celebrating... the genocide of indigenous people.
My friend Peter Jurich celebrates thanks-taking
by TheGreatBigTurkeyMan December 15, 2008
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Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

1) The best Thanksgiving special ever (but are there any others?)
2) When you don't feel like shopping, cooking, and cleaning for a week so you just say fuck it, run through the convenience store with $20, buy anything that looks good, and go home and eat it off the good china.
College Student 1: "You going home for Thanksgiving break?"
College Student 2: "I have a 54 page portfolio due in literacy next week. I'm gonna go live in the library and do a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving on Thursday."
by Justanotherwoodchuck November 29, 2005
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Thanks, Obama!

A generic complaint about anything bad, ever.
Originally used to actually attribute things to President Obama, "Thanks, Obama" was used to complain about problems increasingly unlikely to be the fault of the President, and can now be used as a complaint about anything.
The economy is in the toilet? Thanks, Obama!
Millions have died in the Middle East? Thanks, Obama!
I was fired from my job? Thanks, Obama!
Aliens are invading the Earth? Thanks, Obama!
Everything will ultimately be destroyed in the heat death of the universe? Thanks, Obama!
by MTstr June 3, 2013
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Thanesh

The epitome of power, strength, courage, determination, and ultimate Female masculinity. Dating back to 1583, the name Thanesh was given to those who exemplified strong character while upholding silk smitha sex-appeal, giving them the reputation of being rare, addictive, and incredibly hard to let go of. These people have the qualities to make differences in people's lives and then before anyone can realize the purpose of their existence, they disappear and move on.
Thanesh is the best thing that has ever happened to me.

I'm feeling Thanesh now.
Come Thanesh me! Please!
I said Thanesh me now!
MY NAME IS THANESH. I am here to service.
by G'lang Hor December 6, 2011
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Thanksgiving

Another excuse for Americans to spend an entire day eating
"Damn, it's not a weekend, and i want to eat all day"
"Why Don't we invent a holiday and give it a stupid name?"
"Fo Shizzle, My Pilgrizzle!"
by kymcleod November 29, 2003
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