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Ghost Texting

When a person sends a text message to another person and then completely disappears.
Usually happening after a person sends a text message that is a question used to begin a conversation.
Example of Ghost Texting:
"How was your weekend?" - Ghost Texter
"Gr8t did awesome stuff and found a bag of money, u?" - Texter 2
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3 days later:
"How are you?" - Ghost Texter
"ok, u?" - Texter 2
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And so it goes again and again.
by Laydee K May 16, 2011
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tenting

When the erect penis causes containing fabrics such as underwear or bedsheets to be raised in a tent-like shape.
What're you looking at me like that for? I'm just tenting?
by Jeff Buckley January 6, 2008
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texting

The common practice of typing messages on a cell phone to recipients, rather than just just take the twelve seconds to call someone. Most often performed by teenage girls, these messages often include such front page news as: "OMG did U C her @ss? Itz HGE" or perhaps the ever-popular "WTF? Dani just broke up wit James!!!11!"

These messages are often life-changing, as it seems that nobody ever actually speaks to one another anymore.

My favorite example of the texting is when a teenage girl is driving, head bent down facing her cell phone, as she texts while in traffic. Young teenage girls are considered the best drivers, so surely something as simple as texting would never take away from their near-perfect driving skills. This is often proven by the practice of never using turn signals, as telling Katelyn about when to pick her up at the mall is WAY more important than letting the cars behind you know that you are about to cross three lanes of traffic.

All in all, perhaps a few head-on collisions and loss of driving privileges will be a good little lesson to the self-absorbed teenagers of today.
Texting girl driver: LYK OMG did U C TWILIGHT YET? ITZ SO FREAKIN KILL!

*sound of cars skidding to a halt and 5 car pileup*

Texting girl driver: OH MY BAD. SRRY BOUT DAT.
by Senor Musk May 5, 2009
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toilet texting

Guy 1: "Dude, I'm totally toilet texting you."
Guy 2: "Sweet, I toilet texted Fred earlier."
by TehAwesomeUD April 28, 2007
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texting courtesy

Verb
The act of texting someone back when they give you a bullshit response like "k"or"lol".
I hate when people text back stupid responses but i have to use texting courtesy.
by Nukanukanuka April 12, 2010
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Texting bitch face

Similar to resting bitch face, but with texting. This usually happens when you end your texts in periods or don't use emoticons, which makes the person you're texting think you're pissed at them.
Person 1: (text) Party at Jeff's tonight! See you there?
Person 2: (text) K.
Person 1: (text) Do you not want to go, or is that just texting bitch face?
by Pistachioed March 30, 2015
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Teriyaki-Tenting

It's when you go under your bedsheet with your penis out and stay under it for blank amount of time and let the smell consume you and your soul
Hey Tyler i'll be on later i'm gonna go Teriyaki-Tenting
by Lil Weturd December 14, 2019
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