Testicular triad

Most people have two balls in their sack, however, if you have the testicular triad then you have three

Person 2 “Wait you’ve only got two?”

Person 1 “Yeah??? Why”

Person 2 “I got the testicular triad!!”

by Weeb.exe1 January 1, 2023

testicular cancel

When you go to buy and you don’t it’s like doing but rather then continuing you just stop

Last night my mom walked in so I had to testicular cancel

by Fheibrbeoshfbfj August 10, 2021

Testicular super-homicide

What you say when you see someone hit someone else in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's dead

Oh my God! That was testicular super-homicide!

by yrgh October 5, 2025

inverted testicular ball cancer

ur testicular ball dies just die

my friend tummy has inverted testicular ball cancer

by ONIOINKMSBSVBSBAQ December 22, 2023

Testicular Darwinism

An action that endangers ones southern regions. Usually done on purpose.

Jack: hey john shoot me in the balls with that airsoft gun.
John: dude no way! That’s testicular Darwinism!

by UwU__Slayer July 17, 2021

Testicular Exoskeleton

When your scrote is cold and shrinks up forming rigid creases not allowing To shave properly.

"Man, last night was rough. I couldn't even shave my balls completely due to the testicular exoskeleton I had goin on."

by CardiacBuffalo April 17, 2014

Testicular fireball

When you stick your testicles in a girls vagina while they are on there period

Hey dude i just got the best testicular fireball ever from that one girl at the party

by Fuck me daddy papi March 8, 2019