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Testicle lapper

A man hating, butch lesbian dyke whos purpose in life is to incriminate every male she crosses paths with. She is an unjust, cunt flap hater who can't give a man the time of day...but has no problem hitting on your girlfriend.
Hey man watch out....she's a major testicle lapper...keep your girl close....
by non testicle lapper April 8, 2011
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Citrus Testicles

What a kiwi is called when you eat it with the skin on
Carly ate a whole bag of citrus testicles last night! Some of them weren't even ripe!
by dinozavier December 28, 2010
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testicle torture

This is when the testicles/nuts/balls/genitalia/genitals are torchers in many ways like crusheing the testicles
1:“If you will not talk we will begin the testicular torture”

2: the testicle torture has began
by Biggest brain December 11, 2022
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testicle nesticle

formal way to say seriously tight and short shorts. A nest for the peen.
Did you see Dominic Cooper in that testicle nesticle on the coast?
by Frodo Swaggins 9 May 16, 2015
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testicle porn

Testicle porn, from the Latin origins meaning, to tuck balls behind legs while cumming.

Testi = to tuck

Cules= orgasming greatly.
Dude she was eating my ass and licking my balls...hard...then because I had my junk tuck up between my legs while she was eating it all, so I held it tucked while I came like in testicle porn it was amazing.

I've heard testicle porn is a big new thing, we probably shoulda filmed ourselves doing it.
by Bigdeal1984 March 15, 2017
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Testicle Doom

When a man's tesicles get stuck in the woman's vagina and has to get castrated.
I heard that man killed himself because he had Testicle Doom.
by The Testicle Master January 13, 2011
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foot-testicle

What some people think of the sport of football (NOT fùtbol) when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.
Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch foot-testicle on telly even though it's Supertolietbowl Sunday. I know that you hate football with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.
by Telephony February 2, 2019
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