teleparallel computation

A paradigm in which a spinning-discrete plane of uncountable prime cavitations is able to calculate the distance from one prime cavitation to any other prime cavitations.

Teleparallel computation inspired by Einstein's proposal of teleparallel gravity proposes that electrostatic magnetism arises from panformalism's ability to compute the ideal draw-distance among an uncountable number of prime numbers on a discrete cylindrical plane.
This creates a frictionless surface.

by sandraxine November 10, 2021

Taleatha

Super hot amazing person who everybody wants to be.

Look at that talented person over there she’s gotta be a taleatha

by Hdbhfrky4 November 22, 2021

Telepatorted

Telepatorted is the hypothetical transfer of matter or energy from one point to another without traversing the physical space between them. ... Teleportation is often paired with time travel, being that the travelling between the two points takes an unknown period of time, sometimes being immediate.

Him: my phone is missing
Other guy: it must have telepatorted out of your pocket

by SkinnyD1ck December 5, 2021

Telapathicy

When you are able to have a mental connection with someone

There is a telapathicy between me and my sister

by sk8terjoe January 21, 2022

Telethapee

Precognition regarding urination; a premonition that someone near you will have to pee soon.

Ross suddenly stopped talking mid sentence, and started closing his eyes - "You have to pee, don't you," he said, showing off his newfound telethapee.

by BJS February 23, 2022

Tilepathy

Tilepathy is basically a tune or beat which is a mashup of Titans and RickRoll.

The directors of the "Avengers" made the use of Tilepathy in their og track.

by Genoa June 3, 2022

Telapathy

The ability to sense a person's complete lack of interest, without the need for verbal communication

EXAMPLE 1
ME, ON A DATE: You look bored.
GIRL: That's incredible! How on earth do you DO that?!
ME: Telapathy
GIRL: Just to be clear, I'm still not going to shag you.
ME: Yeah, I figured you probably wouldn't.
GIRL: Wow! It's uncanny...

EXAMPLE 2
DUDE: I sense that the students in this auditorium are bored out of their tiny minds.
PROFESSOR: How could you possibly know that? They haven't spoken a word!
DUDE: Easy! You're in the middle of giving them an economics lecture.
PROFESSOR: :(
ME: I'm only joshing! It's telapathy.
PROFESSOR: Take that pseudo-scientific claptrap elsewhere - it has no place in this Economics classroom.

by pipparts August 23, 2022