Teddy bear

a person who you fuck with from time to time

i need my teddy bear

by lovebymanyhatedbymost3 February 17, 2015

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Teddy Toughnuts

A guy that lets you know he is tougher than you by squealing the tires of his '86 ford escort hatchback, usually while wearing a dirty wife beater or a bad heavy metal band concert shirt that he never went too.

Slow down there Teddy Toughnuts before you start scaring the little neighborhood kids.

by T-Bone June 19, 2006

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Teddy Bear

When you think you got something good only to find out that you got duped. Coined from Call of Duty: World at War's Zombie Map Verruckt, where a mystery weapon box the player can spend their own points to open for a random weapon could spawn a teddy bear instead that will not only give the player no weapon but removes the box, making the entire team search the whole map to find out where it was moved to.

I got really excited about free ice cream but got the Teddy Bear upon realizing there was a line 300 people deep that didn't appear to be moving at all.

by An Excommunicated Elf April 10, 2009

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Get the Teddy Bearmug.

Teddy Landau

The husband/bassist for the amazinging singer/songwriter/guitar player/Maxim cover-girl veteran, Michelle Branch. Has a baby girl with Michelle, Owen Isabelle Landau.

On drums we have Kenny, on bass we have Teddy Landau, and on the mic we have Michelle!!!!!

by MeechieMeechieMeechie November 15, 2005

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Get the Teddy Landaumug.

Teddy Weaver

Colloquial team given to vagina. Derived form Dr Ted Weaver, president of the Royal Australian and NZ College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists.

“How was your night last night Christiaan?”

“Well it was great thank you Mr Rudd, I met this chick at the Beach road, took her behind the ATM’s near the bottle o’ and finger blasted the shit out of her Teddy Weaver!”

by Ted Weaver November 20, 2009

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