technoblade

dead but still a legend :(

he made so many people happy, and he is so cool :

rip technoblade 1999 - 2022 </3

technoblade never dies, we'll never forget him

by joe mama’s nuts cuz deez balls July 2, 2022

kemnal technology college

kemnal is a shit school full of wannabe chavs wannabe roadmen and neeks

lmfao imagine going kemnal technology college you weirdo

by user82828288282 December 5, 2021

Certified User of New Technology

This is an acrostic term for cunt. Used mostly in technical environments

The boss broke our servers and made me stay late to fix them, he's a Certified User of New Technology...

by silvaplom June 4, 2010

Techno Viking

The Techno Viking is a German Techno enthusiast whom makes it his job to defend blue-haired chicks and uphold the balance of bad-assery whereever he goes. With his mighty finger, he will point and strike fear into the hearts of tools who try to run into (copping a feel, maybe?) blue-haired chicks. He will then dance the night away... hell, he's so badass, he drinks from upside-down water bottles!

He's also rumored to be the only one who can withstand the atomic-bomb-like-power of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. This can neither be confirmed or denied, because nobody knows just who the Techno Viking truly is.

See also: Man-Crush

The Techno Viking is to Bad-Ass as Andrew Dice Clay is to not being funny.... aka, Techno Viking is pretty fucking badass!

The Techno Viking is to Bad-Ass as Carlos Mencia is to being a rip-off-artist... aka, Techno Viking is pretty badass.

The Techno Viking is to Bad-Ass as Sarah Palin is to complete and utter moron and failure... aka, Techno Viking is pretty badass.

by TedStix June 29, 2010

Technoblade

The greatest gamer of all time. His legacy will be remembered in our hearts for eternity.

Technoblade never dies!

by LemonWasTaken July 1, 2022

TECHNOBLADE DAY

June 30th!
In loving memory of Technoblade
May you rest in peace

Everyone get ready for june 30th, it's technoblade day

by SURGETVHD July 5, 2022

Technostism

1. Economic theory advocating for the total automation of labor, as well as collective of the means of production and information technology.
2. Any instance of automation coupled with common ownership of the means of production and automated methods of labor.
3. Bottom up socialism.
4. Socialist Technophilia.

The factory runs under the careful eye of the proletarians, but only droids know any labor, for this is a technostic order.

Working is so last century; transhumans use robots via technostism.

Socialism takes the top and brings it down. Technostism takes the bottom and brings it up. How? Robots, motherfucker.

by Mr. Doomburg February 24, 2015