Substitute teacher

The most foolish kind of species of teachers are substitute teachers. THEY ARE FUCKING STUPID... LIKE REALLY FUCKING STUPID. They make you wet your pants.

Substitute teacher: So, what do you normally do in class?
Students: We eat pizza and watch Netflix all-day *quietly pissing their pants of laughter*
*AWKWARD SILENCE*
SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Ok, then let's do that

by ILL BE THERE November 19, 2019

Substitute Teacher

Great to have cover your lessons at school in Years 7 to 9, but once you hit GCSE level in Year 10 to 11, it is a bit of a piss-take at how unqualified some teachers can be.

Example...

Year 7 : What? Miss isn't in?? SCORE!! We have a Substitute teacher!!!

Year 11 : What? Miss isn't in? Great, I'm gonna fail my exams now we have a Substitute teacher!

by HappyGirl1993 October 25, 2010

Teachers

Adults that dont know shit and give u crap for 18 years

Fuckin hate teachers

by Ghost of KT November 18, 2016

child rapist teacher

Mr. Becker, science teacher.

Mr. Becker dropped his pencil and asked the girl with the shortest skirt to pick it up, then after that he asked her to stay after class and she was absent the next day.

by concerned student January 3, 2004

sexy teacher

literally what you typed moron

damn we got a fuckin sexy teacher.

by lol686444 April 21, 2018

Teacher's bladder

The ability to prevent oneself from requiring the need to urinate more often than every 12 hours.

Woah! Mary hasn't got up from her desk all day! How does she not even need to pee?...Totally must have a teacher's bladder!

by Miss Penguinchick November 25, 2016

Teacher complex

It is a term used to describe when a student has a crush or takes an almost romantically liking to a teacher.

Oh my! My English teacher is so cute and kind! I am having a teacher complex!

by minsugahjussi July 12, 2018