tanner

A Tanner is something that works out well. When a situation seems bad, but somehow works out really well in the end, that's a tanner

"Dude, I thought that blind date was going to suck, but she was beautiful, and it was rad. The night was a total tanner.

by jimbojonestom October 22, 2007

Tannerize

The act of sucking all the wealth out of a property development before heading for the hills.

That developer tannerized that subdivision.

by Simmering Anger March 04, 2009

tanner

someone who starts masturbating at age 6

"Oh no honey, our kids a Tanner, looks like we will have to put him down"

by Xoxosamtehe January 09, 2015

tanner

a tanner is some person who stands on the street corners and openly asks to suck your cock, they are normally women but some can be transvestites or homosexuals as well, there for the word tanner can also be another word for fag, or cocksucker

wow man that fag is suck a tanner

by Matt September 08, 2006

tanner

A term for people of ridiculous laziness, procrastination, fucking off, cant get shit done type of person.

You've been working on that same paragraph for the last three hours, you're such a fucking tanner!

by dirtnerd June 01, 2005

tanner

some sporty loser that has a lot of friends and is actually really funny ... he can make you smile with the corniest joke ever and he's super awkward but hey, he's still pretty cool

you're such a tanner!

by eatmyfootwitch3210 April 12, 2016

tannered

verb. for being very drunk after going around a friends house for extra drinks after the pub.

oh my god , after the pub clint said pop in for a red wine, by the time i left i was well tannered

by Reg.Rich August 31, 2019