Tank

to drink alot of beer, a tank contains alot of liquid and when you drink a tank's worth, you are now tanking

I tank before every Virginia Tech football game.

by B December 01, 2003

tank

Big, turret on caterpillar tracks and covered in metal armour.

Iraq soldier 1- Have you seen a tank?
Iraq soldier 2- Yes.
Iraq soldier 1- Describe it to me.
Iraq soldier 2- Have you seen a watermelon?
Iraq soldier 1- Yes!
Iraq soldier 2- It totally dosen't look like one!

by Saddam Hussein April 28, 2003

tanks

A heavily built/large person or thing

"Whoa that chicks a fucking TANK!"
"Dude that things a tank!"

by Sami November 28, 2004

Tank

A noun describing a person who is very large tall and/or fat and can drink alot of alchohol and will not be affected by it because it is dispersed into their large body and becomes very weak because of this.

Dude, he took down 26 coronas and is completely sober! He's a frikkin tank!

by Peter March 20, 2005

tank

To have sex with, or fuck.

I just tanked my girlfriend. She loved it.

by tankme122 June 23, 2009

tanked

To completely wipe the floor with someone at a game.

"I pure tanked you at need for speed last night!"

by D-BUCK March 05, 2005

Tank

A Tank is a noun used by RuneScape players to define looking like an idiot or a moron. It also may have a foolish homosexual meaning, such as looking like a blue summer or twat or noob.

That noob asking for free items is a real tank!

I ended up looking tanked when I died from that monster.

Oh dont be a tank!

Only tanks would grab a penis that is 15ft away, in pants or not

by Acro October 21, 2007