Taint 

The small area in between the buttocks and the balls or vagina.

"Dude... be careful of the taint when you get her alone tonight"

"The taint?"

"You know... the spot between her pussy and the asshole..."

"Why's it called that?"

"Cause... you taint fuck it... and you taint eat it..."

Taint by Sabi a.k.a Dark Angel April 6, 2008

taint ripper 

1).one who is expelled from the womb so ferociously that their giant ass head rips the taint of their mother in half

-Ring ring..Hey mom. Did i rip your taint when you gave birth to me?

-You most certainly did, but not as badly as your brother and sister. they were real taint rippers.

taint ripper by Taintrippperrr March 30, 2009

Tailee 

Tailee is the most amazing person anyone could ever meet in their whole lives. She is so loving and caring and would do anything for anyone. If you happen to know a tailee don't lose her because she will be there till the end of time.

Tailee is so sweet

Tailee by xmchb_10 November 19, 2021

taint cramp 

A searing pain in a man's chode that happens after sneezing hard.

Dude, my allergies made me sneeze so hard I got a level 15 taint cramp!

taint cramp by Atomic Smartass September 8, 2017

Taint Buffing 

Getting a pat down in the groin region by: Security, Secret Service, or TSA

I hate security lines, i don't want to take off my shoes for some Taint Buffing

Taint Buffing by Maxie Gee November 6, 2010

taint burn 

The firey sensation upon standing up and realizing that your jeans have ignited a small fire beneath your balls.

"Dude, could you get me some chips?"
"Sure man!" (stands up)

AAAAAAAH TAINT BURN!!!!! >:(

taint burn by jeff66888888888 January 11, 2011

Taint Destroyer 

A person who enjoys obliterating others taints. One who lives for the meat highway between asshole and the balls. Not afraid to get dirty and get some scat between their teeth. Always ready to feast.

Damn Dave is such a taint destroyer. No wonder he always has hairs stuck in his teeth and shit on his nose

Taint Destroyer by Taint blaster August 12, 2014