Bruised Turd

Another name for BreadTube, that highlights the right-wing undercurrents of the community, by comparing the colours of a blue-brown alliance of liberals/Democrats (blue) and the far-right (brown) to that of a bruised turd.

"Man, breadtube is a perfect blend of leftist aesthetics and right-wing opportunist chauvinism."
"A true blue-brown alliance."
"More like Bruised Turd!"

by conquest of turds August 23, 2021

Flag

Get the Bruised Turdmug.

Turd Hobbit

A type of internet troll with poor hygiene and an obsession with Dungeons & Dragons; socially challenged man-children who congregate at anonymous online message boards to dispense opinionated advice.

Although the appearance of many turd hobbits is unknown, sociologist Myree Feinstein-Hernandez characterizes them as middle-aged, balding, and overweight. They adopt personas (which they call"characters") for themselves based on Conan the Barbarian or "Warduke", a toy produced in the 1980s.

by TyrannoMurid October 30, 2022

Flag

Get the Turd Hobbitmug.

Turd Itch

The special kind of burn your ass experiences when you fail to completely wipe off your arse after taking a dump. Synonymous to a person making you feel ever so slightly shitty. Similar to shit itch, but with a burn.

My ex keeps calling, I have a serious case of turd itch!

by Gozzum October 11, 2014

Flag

Get the Turd Itchmug.

Turd munchies

When you drop a massive turd and feel hungry afterwards.

Tim ate all of the pizza because he had the turd munchies after dropping a huge deuce.

by Lord Fartington master of shit December 21, 2014

Flag

Get the Turd munchiesmug.

Amber Turd

Amber Turd:
Partner has Taco Bell she shits on her husbands pillow, pegs him from behind while insulting him and rubbing his face in the dirty pillow… then calling the police and lying about her husband commiting domestic abuse.

I woke up in jail with pinkeye because my wife gave me the Amber Turd

by Dr Brown Eye June 15, 2022

Flag