jizz tornado

When a man gets a timely pullout and celebrates by violently shaking his penis in an upward circular motion while ejaculating.
Dude1: Bro how'd it go with sydney last night?

Dude2: Dude, It was a perfect jizz tornado!
by HeyxItsxVinny June 03, 2016
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western tornado

When you put your balls on someone eyeballs and fart in their mouth (with great force)
Jack gave a hooker a western tornado
by SwaggyMemeLord April 08, 2015
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Alfredo Tornado

Man that dude just let loose an Alfredo tornado.
by KUdujutkdjy February 13, 2017
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anti-tornado

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–noun
1. the phenomenon by which a person, place, or thing becomes suddenly and eerily more clean, organized, or structured than usual

2. a sudden and eerie calm, as of emotion or activity
Dude, what happened to your office? It looks like it was hit by an anti-tornado.

Damn, she looks great now! When did she get hit by the anti-tornado?

Just when I thought this company was in total chaos, BAM!...anti-tornado.
by The Kerfuffler December 16, 2010
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Tornado Strength

Being Very, Very, Very, Very, Strong, Like a Tornado
by devin and bros. August 23, 2008
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Tornado Tits

The action created by a pair of large (DD+) human female mammaries spinning in opposing circles.

Direction of opposing circular breasts does not matter as long as the direction of one (breast) is opposite AND independent of the other.

The desired effect of this action should be one of stunned hypno-terror ; You should not be able to look away whether you want to look away or not.
Dude that chick rocked the Tornado Tits at that party. Double 'E' cups.

No way!! What happened to your mind, man!?

I fell over like an off balance tricycle.
by MegaKlob June 24, 2011
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