tina friendly

slang for someone who uses meth

Her personal ad said, "tina friendly."

by 1969 GTO December 10, 2004

Tina Fey

n. Facial scar or other head wound.

I stood too close to the tee box during Tiger's backswing and took a 5 iron to the chin giving me a wicked Tina Fey.

by Mr. Slime September 16, 2007

Tina Turner

A term for a user of crystal meth, a.k.a. "TINA", whose personality does a complete and drastic change and/or "TURN" for the worst. This resulting from either being up for at least 4 days or immediately after injecting "Tina" intravenously, aka "slamming".

"GUUUUUUUUURL!!! Did you see Chad after he slammed last night? What a hot mess. TOTAL "TINA TURNER". He totally ruined the sex party.

by One Funny Bastid November 29, 2014

Tina Weymouth

One of the greatest female specimens to ever grace this earth. Not only is she gorgeous, she played bass for the Talking Heads (the greatest band of all time) and the Tom Tom Club. God has scourged our land by only granting one of her to us.

Talking Heads Fan: Man, isn't Tina Weymouth beautiful...

Poser: Isn't Tina Weymouth that prostitute I hired last week?

Talking Heads Fan: I am having a hard time not killing you right now...

by david byrne follower September 9, 2008

Tina B

n. The hottest piece of ass you will ever see. She is a goddess among men and can leave you breathless. Not only is she friendly, funny, and beautiful, but she even plays video games. What more could you want?

I saw Tina B today. I couldn't sleep for a month.

-Is that an angel I see walking down the hall?
-No, just Tina B.
-Just? *smacks friend*

by TwilightSteel November 3, 2004

tina lambchop

the most physchiatric, tempting, undeniably regretable but oh so delicious, warm, complicated sex position ever thought of. the tina lambchop requires a numerous amount of cats, pepper spray, softballs, wooden and plastic chairs, and possibly a lawn mower (if shes already loose), and many other objects that you could never think could be used sexually. the tina lambchop is so horrid and obese those who even google image it are circumcised for life.

me and hannah goguen just did the tina lambchop, shes now cripples and braindead.

by dont worry about my name niqqk August 9, 2010

Tina come get some ham

When you want the fat lard to come get some dinner. You invite Tina to get some ham, hoping she will gratefully accept the invitation.

Luke: "Hey Tina come get some ham!"
Tina: " mmmm... ham, I am a fat lard."

by JohnnyEye January 24, 2018