Yeah Ese, I took out this White-tina' chick and first night eh' she went down on me eh' and i gave her some Tia Juana Toothpaste and sent her straight to bed eh'. Ju know what i mean ese?
by a wetexplosion January 23, 2011
mexican slang used to describe someone or something "being in a fixed position, not moving in either direction much like a turd stuck in someones ass. The opposite of a "turtle head"
(describing a person in traffic blocking an intersection)
"ese guey quedo come el serote de tia luisa"
"ese guey quedo come el serote de tia luisa"
by DSTRYR666 August 20, 2011
A Tia Wanna Toilet Cracker is when someone is having a dump in a public toilet cubicle, and another person throws a small firework into the cubicle and then runs out.
"I'm not talking to Timmy anymore he just Tia Wanna Toilet Crackered me, my thighs are red raw from the burning"
by Pizza Man 26 April 19, 2013
Translation: If my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle
Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Person 1: "Si estuviera presidente..." (If I were president...)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
by Drmakneeo November 14, 2014
Not meant for each other at all
by Not me so dont tbink jts me June 23, 2024
'Omg, is that a tia hollingsworth? She looks like her.'
by Oldhamdnook October 19, 2023
a sweet kind and amazing person her personality is the best and she will be always there for you and will support you in anything and everything. she’s kind off shy but pretty great once you get to know her, she’s the best friend you could ever have.
by ammmyyy November 21, 2021