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sword of a thousand noobs

the energy sword in halo 2 most think they are pretty skilled with it but in reality they are noobs
guy 1: i so rock at halo
guy 2: no you dont you are using the sword of a thousand noobs.
by Travel Sized Joe January 3, 2009
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Two-thousand-and-late

Can also be said as "2000 and Late", "2k Late" or "2k n' Late"

This was the original term for "not trendy", no need for a new dumb word.
"Hey you like my trendy man-bun?"

"Dude you're Two-thousand-and-late. That ain't trendy anymore."
Or
"Man, naw ur 2klate!"
by Geralt the White Wolf May 19, 2021
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Nine-thousand-nine-hundred-ninety-nine

The amount of girls I have had sex with
"Dude, I've had sex with Nine-thousand-nine-hundred-ninety-nine girls".
by Urban Dictionary #666 January 1, 2017
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One Thousand-Eleventy-One

A sexual maneuver where a man and woman are partaking in casual missionary sex, and another man is anally penetrating the man that is currently in the missionary position. A second female then mounts the face of the first female, and gets cunnilingus performed on her.
“Bro, did you see that porno where they one thousand-eleventy-oned? It was epic.”
by Krispy Bizkut May 30, 2018
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two thousand and nineteen

A 2000s person's way of saying the year it's just become, TWENTY NINETEEN.
Maddy, it's two thousand and nineteen (twenty nineteen) and you're still watching My Little Pony (MLP) and looking at internet memes (memes) on your mobile phone (phone).
by PonyTrainBoi January 5, 2019
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Ten Thousand Five Hundred Pound

A Fudge. A Balancing Figured. A Cluster Fuck Cover. A lazy man's fix.
Will Phoenix covered up his incompetence by shoving in a TEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUND balance figure in his mongaloid spreadsheet.
by Macfac January 25, 2019
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