Thong scale

This scale allows you to judge a person's personality by the thong he or she is wearing. The scale is from 1 to 4. 4 being the most boring.

1. Traditional thong
2. Leather thong
3. Leopard thong
4. Borat leopard thong

Bob isn't coming to the party. He is wearing a Borat leopard thong.

Sally went home after seeing Cory making out with her mom's sister. Sally is wearing a leopard thong.

Nathan wrote a poem about a flower he saw the other day. Nathan is definetly a 2 on the thong scale and is wearing a leather thong.

by Leather Beast December 14, 2007

Thong butter

The sticky slim residue from having a thong on too long nestled over the cunny lips absorbing all those juices then forming a nice layer of butter.

"Jim" Dude Becky had her thong on way to long yesterday, went to go down on her last night and she had a good layer of thong butter in them!. I bet you enjoyed that dude, mmm yeah pure goodness you know it!

by Thong lover October 1, 2009

Thong Trap

When your thong is painful. Wrong size thong is the number one leading cause of this condition. It can ride up the butt or the front. If left untreated can cause irritated skin, bleeding, or rash. May even effect your gate. (the way you walk). Also may make you very irritable.

I was on the subway and I couldn't wait to get off I was in a thong trap.

She just picked her butt if front of everyone. I bet you she had a thong trap.

by Queen Gypsy July 23, 2010

Thong Burn

what you get when you get what you deserve for being stupid enough to wear a too tight thong underneath your too-tight, ill-fitting jeans so that everyone within 20 feet of your ass can see that you have once again failed to hide your nasty panty lines.

Someone should've told her that the point of the thong is to hide panty lines, not just displace them. Now she's got an itchy case of thong burn and can't go to the frat party with us.

by Stephanie Ellis September 25, 2005

Thong Lick

Following a Thong Shot when the girl licks up the jizz from her thong.

She loved the taste of his jizz from her thong.

by <insert> October 1, 2004

thong-dollaz

Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.

Lemme guess, you spent all your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job?

by fred_bloggs December 10, 2008

thong wearer

One who wears a thong on a daily basis

Rori is an adamant thong wearer.

by Anonymous person Anonymous June 27, 2006