Shoemuffle Platypus

A Karelian Bear Dog Alaskan Husky mix; bred for its skills and magic.

Holly is a Shoemuffle Platypus and is the Princess of Karelia.

by Deez Nuts83 April 29, 2021

Social platypus

Someone who cannot be placed into to any social archetype. Just like a platypus cannot be categorized by biologists

Damn, Marie is such an oddball. I can't catagorize her, she's like a platypus... a social platypus

by The Homeless Scholar July 7, 2025

Porch platypus

A platypus that lives on your porch.

Dam you have a Porch platypus that's cool

by anonymous November 29, 2025

platypus

n. Incredibly odd animal with ludicrously improbable physical, behavioural and emotional characteristics unseen outside Hollywood. Thought by habitually beer-dozzled Australian scientists to be a cross between a platypus and another platypus. Aborigines, who worshipped the platypi as very peculiar crippled and mentally handicapped gods imbued with irreplaceable mystical powers and the souls of dead aboriginal heroes, were reluctant to kill and eat the strange creatures unless they were hungry. After every edible part of the delicious gods were consumed all of the remaining bits, some of which were rather nasty and in fact poisonous, were employed to create everything a stone-age people could possibly need … assuming they were not interested in leaving the stone age.

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Dear God Bruce! What in rotting wombat guts is that smeared on your wellies? It smells like vegamite gone septic.

No worries mate. It’s platypus bile. The aborigines use it to waterproof their ocean-going rafts.

Perhaps that’s why they never got off this bleeding swelter bog of a continent.

by gnostic3 December 21, 2025

spicy platypus

Steven's definition: A platypus that is on fire with a hint of tajin

Oh no my spicy platypus

by Spicy Platypus February 27, 2025

platypus

A Green Day song of the album 'Nimrod' (released in 1997, track eight) The song is about hating someone because of something they did. Oh, its also an animal

Yooooo, did you see that song on the radio? platypus?

by grween dway March 2, 2025

Perry the Platypus

He’s a semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action. He’s a furry little flatfoot who’ll never flinch from a fray. He’s got more than just mad skill, he’s got a beaver tail and a bill, and the woman swoon whenever that hear him say,

HeRrRrRrRr.

He’s Perry, Perry the Platypus,

(but you can call him Agent P).
Perry,

(I said you can call him Agent P).

Agent P!

A platypus? Perry the Platypus?!

by TheVoicesAreGetingLouder June 2, 2024